amajor7:

hey if any of you ever see me in public and feeling like punching me in the face just remind me that i drew this piece of shit and i will gladly stick out my head and let you give me a strike

amajor7:

hey if any of you ever see me in public and feeling like punching me in the face just remind me that i drew this piece of shit and i will gladly stick out my head and let you give me a strike

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harikondabolu:

Hari Kondabolu on “John Oliver’s New York Stand-Up Show” on Comedy Central. VIDEO HERE: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMa1TaVmb9U

harikondabolu:

Hari Kondabolu on “John Oliver’s New York Stand-Up Show” on Comedy Central. VIDEO HERE: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMa1TaVmb9U

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okayophelia:

maisiewilliams:

on a scale of luke skywalker to jaime lannister how well would you deal with losing your right hand

#on a scale of luke skywalker to jaime lannister how much do you want to fuck your sister   #thats the real question  (glamyorick)

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freshdisaster:

nice-wig-janis:

super-highschool-level-homestuck:

iprayforangels:

plushestrumpest:

30secondstocalifornia:

wingscanspeak:

zorobro:

wingscannotspeak:

peetasboxers:

kissyourneck-slitmythroat:

I showed this post to my boyfriend and he tried to take his shirt off like a girl and 

uh

yeah

Out of the 82k notes my post got this is by far the best comment holy shit thank u for being u

So i tried it both ways and uh

i mean how do you do the first one without pulling out all your hair?

this made me laugh really hard….

and it made me realize that girls and boys pull their shirt off differently. /amazed

but seriously I think girls just do the cross arm thing because of HAIR like demonstrated 

So one year, one URL change, and a hair cut later, I decide to try again… FOR SCIENCE! 

Its not science unless you write it down so 

First method:

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Well done, i guess…

Second:

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I fucked up

Girls… how?

I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW WE CAN HAVE SUCH DIFFERENT WAYS OF TAKING OFF SHIRTS AND SO MUCH DIFFICULTY DOING IT THE OTHER WAY

I FIGURED IT OUT!!!!!

It’s all in the way that girl/boys shirts are made.

Girls shirts have less armpit room then boy’s do and are generally shorter so pulling it off over your head is more practical because by lifting your arms all the way up you make enough room for the sleeves to just slip off.

Boys shirts have more room and are generally longer so it is easy to slip them off over your head.

but if you take a girls shirt off like a boys shirt you will get your arms caught because there isn’t much armpit space.

and if you take a boys shirt off like a girls shit you will still have your head in it when you’ve lifted your arms all the way up because of the shirt’s length.

It has nothing to do with us. It is entirely to do with how our shirts are made. I figured it out for you. YOU’RE WELCOME!

bless you

happy 10 years!!!

I take boy shirts like girl shirts. I’m speacial like that.

tastefullyoffensive:

I believe I can fly! ♪ [x] (explosion version)

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thefuckwouldisaywhatfor:


In this African tribe, when someone does something harmful, they take the person to the center of the village where the whole tribe comes and surrounds them.  For two days, they will say to the man all the good things that he has done. The tribe believes that each human being comes into the world as a good. Each one of us only desiring safety, love, peace and happiness.  But sometimes, in the pursuit of these things, people make mistakes. The community sees those mistakes as a cry for help. They unite then to lift him, to reconnect him with his true nature, to remind him who he really is, until he fully remembers the truth of which he had been temporarily disconnected: “I am good.” Shikoba Nabajyotisaikia! NABAJYOTISAIKIA, is a compliment used in South Africa and means: “I respect you, I cherish you. You matter to me.” In response, people say SHIKOBA, which is: “So, I exist for you.”

Or, you know, this photo is from a book about football (soccer to Americans) in Africa that came out four years ago, and neither of those words are South African in origin or use (although “shikoba” is apparently Choctaw for “feather” according to the shoe company that bears its name). 
So when you scroll through the endless notes attached to this thing and read lines like:
"I love meaningful stuff like this" or
"tattoo idea"
just remember that tumblr turned into an unholy combination of livejournal and facebook several years ago and there is no going back. Abandon ship.

thefuckwouldisaywhatfor:

In this African tribe, when someone does something harmful, they take the person to the center of the village where the whole tribe comes and surrounds them.

For two days, they will say to the man all the good things that he has done.

The tribe believes that each human being comes into the world as a good. Each one of us only desiring safety, love, peace and happiness.

But sometimes, in the pursuit of these things, people make mistakes.

The community sees those mistakes as a cry for help.

They unite then to lift him, to reconnect him with his true nature, to remind him who he really is, until he fully remembers the truth of which he had been temporarily disconnected: “I am good.”

Shikoba Nabajyotisaikia!

NABAJYOTISAIKIA, is a compliment used in South Africa and means: “I respect you, I cherish you. You matter to me.” In response, people say SHIKOBA, which is: “So, I exist for you.”

Or, you know, this photo is from a book about football (soccer to Americans) in Africa that came out four years ago, and neither of those words are South African in origin or use (although “shikoba” is apparently Choctaw for “feather” according to the shoe company that bears its name). 

So when you scroll through the endless notes attached to this thing and read lines like:

"I love meaningful stuff like this" or

"tattoo idea"

just remember that tumblr turned into an unholy combination of livejournal and facebook several years ago and there is no going back. Abandon ship.

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dragonsbitches:

Party advice from Poland

dragonsbitches:

Party advice from Poland

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krumcake:

Honestly, I’m really only interested in soulmate AUs with alternative plots.

I don’t really care about person A and person B who have each other’s names on their wrists and find each other and live happily ever after. I care about a culture where people don’t bother forming romantic relationships with anyone other than their soulmate, where they finally find their soulmate and realize they don’t know how to handle the ups and downs of a relationship.

I care about people who fall in love with someone who isn’t their soulmate and aren’t willing to leave.

I care about queer people who are outed by the names on their arms, about trans people who spend their whole lives worrying that their birth name will be on their soulmate’s arm, then sobbing in relief when it’s not.

I care about people in poly relationships and how that looks.

I care about asexual aromantic people who have a name anyway and wonder if they’re broken or if it’s the platonic soulmate they’ve always wanted.

I care about people who Google their soulmate and are disappointed by what they find. I care about the private detective agencies that rake in cash to help people find their soulmates. I care about the ways non-soulmate couples are discriminated against, from disapproving grandmas to insurance companies that won’t insure someone’s spouse unless they’re their soulmate. I care about teenagers who are devastated that their celebrity crush isn’t their soulmate and what happens when the media discovers a young, unknown person whose soulmate is hugely famous.

I care about the people who never meet their soulmates, whose soulmates died young, whose soulmates have another name on their arms.

I care about the ways that this is a broken system, how it fucks people up, how it doesn’t guarantee a happy ending and how people find their happy endings anyway.

(via queerhollyshort)